El 111 is the best service en el mundo...

Caramba, don't tell me que te has puesto mala de la muela and you called el 111?

Que va, I needed to speak to a doctor, el doctor salio en el telephone, me dijo what medication I needed, but the great thing then was that el 111 sends my prescription to the chemist and two hours later, my medicine was ready, how about that for good service, not even in America, who are the best in the world, have such a good service, estoy segura.

Gosh, vale la pena ponerse mala, dear Cynthia. Cuando se lo diga a mi querido husband estoy segura que se pone malo to try it out.

Mind you, instead of so many patients crowding into the health centre in normal times, if they had a 111 service as standard, it would be better for everyone, what do you say Cloti dear?

Well, te tengo que da el reason, los patients would benefit and the Primary Care Centre would also have less patients to attend to, con las colas que se arman.

Well, tell los del Calentita que esas gente tienen tongue for everything, that's what I say.

My dear, que tiene que ve el tongue con todo esto, como te escuche un medico te manda al hospital, ahora que hay so many empty beds, ventilators included.

Blimey, eso que es un hospital or a hotel? Bueno, and what about los paseos en el quarry and other places, how about that?

Es que tenemos los mejores services in the world, I mean esto del coronavirus is our crown as kings and queens del mundo.

Bueno, don't you now catch a minor cold y cambie de hoppinion por cualquer cosita que te pase, porque you are the two extremes, my dear.

Oh well, give the good news to your Charlie, que ya se puede poner malo. Porque mi Johnny siempre tiene un dolor de cabeza. Cheerio for now.

Adios blancaflor.

04-05-2020 PANORAMAdailyGIBRALTAR